Are you lonely and seeking correspondence? Has the thrill of life abandoned you at ennui's doorstep like a flaming sack o' simile-ical* poop? Peep this: Prisoner Life, ( http://www.prisonerlife.com/index.cfm) a site dedicated to felons in search of penpals... and more. Their extensive member directory provides photos, bios, & release dates. If you have a forgiving nature and sustained faith in the fundamental goodness of humankind, take a gander. I of lost hope, broken spirit, & stone heart advise against submission of SSN#s. Good Luck.

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