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littlecauldron
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Bubblicious
Did you ever step on a piece of bubble gum that, no matter what you do, you just can't seem to get off the bottom of your shoe? At first, you're intrigued by it and try to see how far you can lift your foot off the ground before the strings snap -- but that gets old quick. Tired of sticking to the floor, you drag your feet along the pavement and pieces of it drop off and you think you got rid of it, but then halfway down the street you realize you have leaves and grass stuck to the remnants of gum that you missed. Frustrated, you find a stick and begin scraping the shit out of the goo. Even though the stick breaks three or four times, you are determined to banish the unwanted clinger. But your shoe is pretty much a goner; never quite the same. One foot sticks to the pavement a little longer than the other, you frequently find random pieces of paper following you wherever you go and you continually drag your feet hoping to finally unlodge that last stubborn spot. Sure does make you wish you were watching where you were walking a little more closely.

That's kind of how my life is right now.

 
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