So, today Hugo Chavez gave his much-anticipated speech to the 61st General Assembly. During this speech, he referred to the 43rd president of the United States, some moron by the name of George Walker Bush, as the "Devil". (or el Diablo) Actually, it's sorta' funny to think that anyone could consider this guy a devil. Personally, I don't think that Bush is smart enough or has enough charisma to be the Devil. According to all accounts in the Bible, the Devil was the most beautiful of all the Angels. It was Lucifer, the "Light-Bearer", or "Morning Star", who rebelled against God and was cast out of Heaven.

Knowing this, one can only guess that it must be that Dick Cheyney (maybe Rumsfeld) who is the Devil. He might be smart enough to be the Devil. Bush is merely a little demon who gets to be the talking head for the real Devil.

Mr. Chavez, I think that you made a mistake. Bush is a dupe, he can't be the Devil. The sulfur that you smelled in the UN was nothing more than the residual odor of a lit match from the Men's room.

Unless we all misunderstood you and you were referring to Bush as Devlin, the motorcycle superstar stuntman of the 1970's cartoons. In that case, you might be right. As anyone who has ever seen that show knows, it is filled with bad animation and unbelievable plots. As a matter of fact, it might even be that the same people who wrote those episodes are currently on the Bush staff and responsible for "I Said Nucular, Saddamit!" Gosh, what a bad episode.