littlecauldron
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Do you ever wonder what you'll be like as an old person?
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olderAre you going to be the high-waisted-polyester-pants-and-sensible-velcro-shoes type of old person with the little rubber coin purse and coupons for Fancy Feast?
Are you going to be the beehive-suntan-pantyhose-and-Keds type of sinewy old lady playing tennis on Thursdays and flashing your horsey dentures at the old men playing chess?
Are you going to be the threadbare-housedress-and-curlers-at-noon type of old lady peeking through your windows and keeping tabs on your neighbors?
Are you going to be the tight-pants-and-gold-sweater type of Goldie Hawn/Cher nipped/tucked senior citizen, flirting with the bagger at the grocery store while you lacquer your puckered lips with trashy coral pink lipstick?
Are you going to be the blue-windbreaker-and-a-plastic-visor type of oldster who lives for bingo, bake sales and that yearly trip to Las Vegas?
Me, personally, I want to be the feather-boas-and-off-kilter-wigs-drunk-by-noon type of grandma who tells inappropriate anecdotes at family gatherings and spends the kids' inheritance on trips to Nepal. Kidding!!
Are you going to be the beehive-suntan-pantyhose-and-Keds type of sinewy old lady playing tennis on Thursdays and flashing your horsey dentures at the old men playing chess?
Are you going to be the threadbare-housedress-and-curlers-at-noon type of old lady peeking through your windows and keeping tabs on your neighbors?
Are you going to be the tight-pants-and-gold-sweater type of Goldie Hawn/Cher nipped/tucked senior citizen, flirting with the bagger at the grocery store while you lacquer your puckered lips with trashy coral pink lipstick?
Are you going to be the blue-windbreaker-and-a-plastic-visor type of oldster who lives for bingo, bake sales and that yearly trip to Las Vegas?
Me, personally, I want to be the feather-boas-and-off-kilter-wigs-drunk-by-noon type of grandma who tells inappropriate anecdotes at family gatherings and spends the kids' inheritance on trips to Nepal. Kidding!!
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