I've been hankering for Taco Bell but it's certainly not worth dying from dysentery over due to E. Coli poisoning. Developing a resistance to E. Coli would be one of the most useless bodily victories. It just means you'd be able to consume high quantities of human feces without deathly repercussions.

For those of you dieing to hear my beautiful voice, your dream is about to come true. I will be making a video blog (you people have been twisting my arm!!) of myself sometime. I just hope you all don't keel over for the pure wonder of my face...