Would you like some cornflakes?

Goodbye 2006, you nasty nasty bastard. (I hate using that word but here it's deserved) I am not in the least sorry to see you go. You will go down in my personal history as the mocker of all best efforts, the minion of seemingly inescapable negative truths, and the enemy of faith and humor. No need to dwell in specifics, as the brand of failure you dished out has no redeeming value.

It's a bright new day and a bright new year.