"Every time it rains, it rains pennies from Heaven."

OK!!! First of all, pennies are pretty much worthless, so thanks for that, Heaven. Apparently the exchange rate is a bit different "up" there than it is "down" here (you know, in Hell). I suppose that if it rained enough, the pennies would start to add up, but who the bloody hell wants to roll up all those damn pennies? Not to mention the fact that if you happened to get caught outside in the penny storm, your chances of surviving multiple penny-impacts, hailing down on you at such a high velocity are significantly less than your odds of correctly "calling it in the air". Hey, I'm just sayin'.