Would you like some cornflakes?

...but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Well... Just a Holiday Inn. In a room six stories above the International Boulevard in Atlanta!! (Josh has a conference thing.) I have to ride the elevator ALL of the way up here. If I see a staircase -heck with it!!- I'm taking it. I'm a little soggy anyway. It wouldn't hurt any... It's not even worth it. We don't even have a nice view (well... is there ever a nice view in the city...?). Looking out the window all there is really to see is CNN's headquarters and a handful of boring skyscrapers. Well... the Phillips Arena is across the way with a ibig clock... Ok. I just left a nice forehead print on the window.

Anyway...

Have I ever mentioned that I hate hotels? If I haven't then -NEWS: FLASH- I hate hotels. I don't care how "clean" they appear they are still disgusting. I'm afraid of every surface. People germs. Eww. And the wrongI kind of people germs, if you know what I mean. We all know what people do in hotels. Well, I know what I do in hotels (ahem!) and if I were a guest staying in a room after me knowing what I've done... then you couldn't get me to enter the hotel let alone sleep in the bed!! Right now I'm sitting on the AC in the corner. The air is blowing on my legs but it's the lesser of two evils. I figure if people happened to do the nasty in here this would be the most awkward place to do it. It would be hard to cram themselves in here, let alone with company. Chances are this is clean. Ok. I don't need to think about people's nastiness germs.

Enough.

My mood of hotels was not improved this morning with discovery that I forgot my shampoo. I was going to steal Josh's but he apparently left his as well. Ugh. I was forced to use the hotel shampoo. Mint shampoo. Tell me, please, who uses mint shampoo? Mint? This is a new one to me. Now, instead of smelling like Herbal Essence Pin Straight Shampoo I smell something like a candy cane. It doesn't help that my rosy cheeks and white shirt help me to resemble one...

Well... I'm chatting it up on yahoo. I can't do two things at once so... Adios!!