I read this somewhere and I thought it was pretty funny.

And umm... I know for a FACT that not all hot French guys can cook... Just so you know ladies...

Heaven is where :
• the police are British,
• the cooks are French,
• the mechanics are German,
• the lovers are Italian,
• and all is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where :
• the police are German,
• the cooks are British,
• the mechanics are French,
• the lovers are Swiss,
• and all is organized by the Italians ! “