Would you like some cornflakes?

(Yeah. I'm listening to the Beatles.)

According to its bottle, my face wash has "100+ uses" How much can you do with face wash aside from -well- washing your face?

If you have kidney problems ask your doctor before using deodorant.

Do all my hairs curl in the same direction...?

Oriental flavor Top Ramen®... what does "oriental" taste like?

Cream cheese is illegal in France.

I know, I know, my blogs are lacking as of late. Alright. Longer than just "of late." Those of you who have been with me for ages know that I've not produced any non-fluff for months now. But you know... There goes my brain again, wagging its tail in my nose and having me chase it, but we all know chasing your own tail gets you no where. The mind is good at that, getting you absolutely no where. You start with a question, you toil over an answer for hours, days, ages, but once you come to a conclusion the remaining question is the same one you started with.

And I have no idea what I'm talking about...

Damn Rubik's cube!! I've been working on it for almost a week and have almost finished it, I dunno how many times. But no! I've gotten it to an unsolvable state three times, made ONE wrong turn when I could have finished it in a complex pattern, and just gave up and started over a few times too. Argh, I've hurled the thing at the floor so many times... as have other people I know (and know of) have when they got frustrated with it. Poor things, they must get abused so often.