Would you like some cornflakes?

So what's the deal with these spelling and grammar rules? Just who decided, and how, that the letter "i" got to come before the letter "e"? And then added the "except after 'c'". Why "c"? How arbitrary can you be. These spelling rules and grammar laws go against everything in my anarchist's heart.

I'm pissed that I have use capital letters in the correct places and not use too many commas, and of course there is my nemesis, my Moby Dick (can I say moby dick? No, I can't, here comes the grammar police) if you will - the whole (not hole) I, E, C clusterfuck.

i just want to right, man, is that rong - can u not reCIEve what im sayin' unless i bow to your fuckin laws?

I WILL RESIST (oooooo, look at all those capitals all in a row) holy hell.