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Woe is me...

Last Friday I woke up with a sudden allergy to milk. Well... by process of elimination I've discovered it's milk. I'm not certain but there's no way on this side of Heaven or Hell I'm going to attempt to consume anything dairy related. This week I've had 4 allergic reactions. Reactions in which I find myself unable to breath and my throat rebells against me, trying to close in...  Thanks to whatever god or gods there may be for the Benadryl Quick Dissolve Strips or I'd be... Well... I'd rather not think about it.

Anyway, I thought I'd be alright with a possible allergy to milk, as I don't like the stuff anyway. It's disgusting, thick... And it's cow snot. Need I say more? Yeah, it's a huge inconvenience I've developed this problem because milk is in everything. But it's no big deal, right?

Right?

WRONG!!!!

We all know what products milk goes into...

Cheese...

Chocolate...

ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheese, chocolate, and ice cream... Three things I live for I can no longer touch....

Ice cream. Dear Zeus!!! How I love ice cream!!!! My every other blog is about how much I obsess about ice cream.

I'm so terribly upset... I'm really not exaggerating.