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mencell phonesMen, why do some of your brethren think talking loudly into a cell phone is some sort of mating call? "Buy! Sell! Unacceptable! You're fired! I have to open a new bank account because my old one is so goddam full!" [smug look in the direction of nearest woman] "I am a bad ass, hear me roar into my cellio!"
Oh SWOON. Maybe some women are easily impressed by gadgetry, but I have a cell phone and can yell into it with the best of them - I'm not that impressed. This isn't the dawn of the cell phone when only a select few had them - my cousin's fellow first graders have their own phones. You're not cool because you have loud, fake conversations with your "broker" Steve-O on your Razr. Skydive naked and upside down over a minefield with grenades strapped to your undercarriage and I'll stop and take a second look. I'll high five you if you live. But having a cell phone? Not so much.
I am creatively uninspired tpday. Plus I'm annoyed. Bad mix.
Oh SWOON. Maybe some women are easily impressed by gadgetry, but I have a cell phone and can yell into it with the best of them - I'm not that impressed. This isn't the dawn of the cell phone when only a select few had them - my cousin's fellow first graders have their own phones. You're not cool because you have loud, fake conversations with your "broker" Steve-O on your Razr. Skydive naked and upside down over a minefield with grenades strapped to your undercarriage and I'll stop and take a second look. I'll high five you if you live. But having a cell phone? Not so much.
I am creatively uninspired tpday. Plus I'm annoyed. Bad mix.
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