Someone gave me a sticker of a pointing monkey, with the caption "shut your pie hole" on it. I don't know what to think of it. I don't know if this person was telling ME to shut MY pie hole, or if they were giving it to me to tell OTHERS to shut THEIR pie holes, or if this is some weird mating ritual. At any rate, I have the sticker here my desk right now. I have a feeling I won't be allowed to tell librarian idiots discussing the new pyscology professor to "shut their pie hole", but it would be a nice, new twist!

The phrase "pie hole" is just funny, any way you cut it!! hahaha

This might possibly be the most boring entry I've ever done.

What can I do to spice it up...hmmm...I've got nothing. Not one thing.

I think I need a haiku for today:

TO NOISY LIBRARY IDIOTS
You, shut your pie hole
don't make me take out my whip
and shut it for you

God, I am so strange. Why do I write this shit down? It's better left in my head. Do not run from me, stranger. Don't be afraid. Well, be a little afraid.