Would you like some cornflakes?

Josh and I joined Josh's uncle and cousin on Saturday for the Kentucky Derby. It was my first view of the races from the infield. It was... an experience to be had...

We were positioned in the 3rd turn by the police. It was very entertaining seeing every arrest that was made. Uncle Steve and the gang not only bet on the horses. They wagered what time the first arrest would be made, the first show of boobs, the first vomit... Next year they'll bet on "breach of security." A drunk entered the police area and almost dropped his pants to use their port-a-potty before he was shooed off.