Would you like some cornflakes?

Enough already. I get your point, Mother Nature, I am your bitch. So could you please stop with the freezing wind? (winds that cut to the bone with temperatures that dip well below zero) Cut. It. OUT!! This Indiana not the freaking Dakotas!!! It should be warm. Warmer at least.  Although I don't want snow, I know that is the natural order of things for winter, so I'll take it. JUST GET RID OF THE FREAKING WIND!!!