Would you like some cornflakes?

Why do I despise these adds so much? Is it because it's so butt-stupid retarded obvious? Is it because there are people out there who might see it as a fun little challenge and actually try to take the test?

Or is it because that second theory totally explains the second Bush administration?

The above conundra are just a few of the burdens of my staggering intellect. So to level the playing field -and to demonstrate my considerable PhotoShop prowess (I made these changes in less than an hour, I must add modestly)- I've cleverly updated this ad and retooled some of the foils (or did I?) to make it more relevant to 21st century readers... and to make it more challenging to those of us bright enough to never click on one of these ads.

How well can you do on this new and improved quiz?